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Xombie Coffee Co.

No Coffee No Talkie Punch Double-Sided Mug

$14.99
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Consider this the warning label.

No Coffee No Talkie is for people who are not available for conversation, optimism, or unnecessary eye contact before the first cup. A fist lands squarely in a zombie’s face while the undead victim demonstrates why morning boundaries matter. The warning is printed on both sides.

The Warning

  • 11 oz white ceramic mug for enforcing the morning silence
  • Fist-meets-zombie impact scene, flying gore, and No Coffee No Talkie message printed on both sides
  • Bruised brown, rotting green, bone cream, and arterial-red horror palette
  • Glossy finish with a comfortable C-handle
  • Microwave-safe when the coffee gets cold but the attitude does not
  • Lead- and BPA-free

Damage Control

  • Dishwasher safe
  • Or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Coffee first. Words later. Maybe.

Colors may look slightly different in person. Screens lie. We don’t.

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Brewing Guide

Use fresh, filtered water and adjust the coffee-to-water ratio to taste. Choose whole bean for grinding immediately before brewing, or ground coffee for convenience.