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Decaf is not a beverage. It is a threat.
Death Before Decaf is for coffee people who treat weak cups and cheerful morning conversation with equal suspicion. A grinning zombie waits in the electric chair between two skulls while orange lightning makes the final argument. The sentence is printed on both sides.
Not a mug for weak coffee. Exactly the point.
Colors may look slightly different in person. Screens lie. We don’t.
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Use fresh, filtered water and adjust the coffee-to-water ratio to taste. Choose whole bean for grinding immediately before brewing, or ground coffee for convenience.
