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Xombie Coffee Co.

Coffee Or Your Head Double-Sided Mug

$14.99
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Give me coffee or I’ll take your head.

Coffee Or Your Head is for people who wake up with priorities and zero patience for anyone standing between them and the first cup. A headless horseman charges in with a severed zombie head in one hand and a skull-marked mug in the other. The ultimatum is printed on both sides.

The Ultimatum

  • 11 oz white ceramic mug for mornings that have already become a hostage situation
  • Headless rider, severed zombie head, black horse, and skull mug printed on both sides
  • Burnt-orange coat, graveyard-green gore, antique-gold details, and dripping red branding
  • Glossy finish with a comfortable C-handle
  • Microwave-safe when negotiations run long
  • Lead- and BPA-free

Terms of Release

  • Dishwasher safe
  • Or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

For the dangerously under-caffeinated.

Colors may look slightly different in person. Screens lie. We don’t.

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Brewing Guide

Use fresh, filtered water and adjust the coffee-to-water ratio to taste. Choose whole bean for grinding immediately before brewing, or ground coffee for convenience.