{"product_id":"death-before-decaf-double-sided-mug","title":"Death Before Decaf Double-Sided Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDecaf is not a beverage. It is a threat.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDeath Before Decaf is for coffee people who treat weak cups and cheerful morning conversation with equal suspicion. A grinning zombie waits in the electric chair between two skulls while orange lightning makes the final argument. The sentence is printed on both sides.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Sentence\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz white ceramic mug for coffee with a pulse\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eElectric-chair zombie, twin skulls, and lightning-bolt scene printed on both sides\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAcid-green skin, scorched orange clothing, bone-white type, and blood-red branding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy finish with a comfortable C-handle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave-safe because cold coffee is cruel and unusual punishment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead- and BPA-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eStay of Execution\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOr wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot a mug for weak coffee. Exactly the point.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003eColors may look slightly different in person. Screens lie. We don’t.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Xombie Coffee Co.","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":52343220044066,"sku":"14477419621040654862","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/4512\/1826\/files\/death-before-decaf-mug-main_d06d4080-ba23-4ba6-8966-65f4bdc8a3f5.png?v=1787178182","url":"https:\/\/xombiecoffee.com\/products\/death-before-decaf-double-sided-mug","provider":"Xombie Coffee Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}